5 Reasons My Handbag Collection Trumps My Ex

Finding true love can be tough. But unlike that iffy ex of mine, my handbag collection from usaloveloveshoppe.com? Never lets me down. Here are five hilarious (but true!) reasons my sumptuous bags from Coach, Michael Kors, Kate Spade, and Fossil are better companions than Mr. "I'm-Not-Ready-For-Commitment":

1. They're Always by My Side

Remember my ex, who couldn't accompany me to a single wedding? My handbags, though? There's one for every occasion. The Kate Spade Dumpling Small Satchel in Bright Carnation? It's my plus-one that actually complements my dress.

2. No Mixed Signals Here!

Trying to decipher my ex's texts was like reading hieroglyphics without the Rosetta Stone. My Coach Mini Jamie Camera Bag? Clear and concise—just look at its impeccable stitching and signature canvas. Authenticity speaks louder than "read at 11:59 PM."

3. Commitment is Their Middle Name

While my ex wouldn't know commitment if it hit him in the face, my bags — like the Michael Kors Preppy Natasha Nylon Crossbody — are in it for the long haul. Rain or shine, they hang on tight and never let go of my side...unlike some people.

4. Organized and Reliable

Looking for my ex to plan a date was like waiting for a Fossil watch to go out of style — it just wasn't happening. However, that Kate Spade Reegan Small Shoulder Bag? It has pockets and compartments in all the right places. If only my ex had his life organized as the inside of this bag.

5. Upgrades are Always on Schedule

Let's face it, upgrades were never on the horizon with what's-his-name. But with my personal shopper in the USA hooking me up with the latest styles from usaloveshoppe.com, I'm constantly revitalizing my collection. Who needs mixed signals when you have multiple shipping options, am I right?

So there you have it, folks! While my ex is now just a 'read' notification in my past, my gloriously authentic collection of designer bags is proof that sometimes, retail therapy from a trusted personal shopper trumps relationship woes — and looks much cuter while doing it.

Shop your heartbreak away with usaloveshoppe.com, where your upgraded love story with fashion begins. Hey, don't be surprised if these bags stick around longer than your next Tinder date. 😉